Ophiuchus - Fact or Fiction?

I’m sure you’ve heard by now that your zodiac sign may not be what you’ve grown to love and call daddy.  I feel robbed, confused, and mislead.  So what astrologers are trying to tell me is that I’m an Aries instead of a Taurus?!  Apparently the signs we think we are - are so 3000 years ago.  MMmmMM..I think I still want to be the passionate, luxury-loving, sensual, and stubborn Taurus.  I love astrology as much as the next sucker but I can’t imagine the job offers are knocking down the doors for astrologers.  Times are hard and this recession has obviously made way for creative thinking.